If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Okay, I get it. Change is in the air. And that’s a good thing when it comes to governmental matters. But Annie’s—my dear neighborhood restaurant—why did you have to change?
“There have been lots of menus thrown at us,” says our waiter, when we, like many of their clients, complain about the new menu. “Most of the stuff is still the same,” she continues, “We’re still the same old Annie’s.”
Ahem. Same old Annie’s, times two—in price that is. Instead of the old dictionary-menu of barbecue pork sandwiches and fried shrimp platters (all with reasonable prices), Annie’s now offers a sleek, rectangular two-pager listing entrées you’d only order for an anniversary. But here we are at my favorite place, and while we briefly consider throwing the menu at the owner (where is she???) and marching out like others have done before us, we decide to clean out our wallets for one last hurrah.
The verdict? I ordered my “splurge” dish—the queen cut of prime rib—only because it was one of the few items that didn’t go up much in price. (It’s now $26.95, instead of $24). It tasted the same. Delicious as always, and I appreciated the new au jus container. The oval dinner plates from the “olden days” accommodated the slab of beef better (being easier to maneuver and containing the juices a bit better), but the new square plates do make for a better photo—for anyone who cares about the way their food looks. The prime rib is no longer served with a dinner salad, but sensing my duress, the waiter gave me one anyway. The popover is new too, but it’s nothing special.
My fellow diners each ordered the cheapest thing on the menu next to the $13 hamburgers: The $15.95 plate of sliders. Stefan chose the mini-burgers; Lauren, the fried chicken sandwiches. Presentation again was nice, if you’re wowed by the deconstructed look: the lettuce, tomato, and pickle were stacked on the outside of the bun, affixed with a party toothpick. And the portions were huge, with three decent-sized sandwiches on each plate. But is this something that either of them will start dreaming about on a weekday night, drooling so that they mobilize themselves to visit the restaurant? No. Especially not for $15.95. Me? I won’t be back for a while, and we certainly won’t drop in here again looking for a reasonably priced meal on a Tuesday night in January.
And I’m guessing we’re not alone. For a restaurant that’s essentially served the same unpretentious meals for over 50 years—at reasonable, “weekday” prices—there will be plenty of clients that will stop frequenting the place, and maybe (or so I pray), Annie’s will revert to the way things were. Until then, I mourn the loss of an era. It was good while it lasted, right?